Sometimes I forget how old I am! It’s hard to believe I’ll be twenty in a few months! I’m not ready to be a full fledged adult!
I play this even better game, I Honestly Think That Everyone is Mad at Me. That is what I’m the best at. I really and truly believe that everyone hates me, seriously, it’s every other day.
I like to play this game, How Many People Can I Piss Off at Once.
I don’t actually know my current record, but within the past few weeks I’ve managed about four or five. I’m basically a champ at this game. I think I’ve just about mastered being a huge jackass, which really helps to piss people off. It’s actually really awful because I do this a lot with people I really, really like. Ahahah, I really hate myself sometimes.
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed